J-Dawg the 7 fingered prep cook!!

Our new prep cook J-dawg has been the expo of our restaurant for a long time and had been asking , begging, pleading,to become one of the kitchen crew so we welcomed him with open arms. So our expo comando joined our ranks as the new prep cook cuz as all cook's/chef's know if you can't prep it you can't cook it!! So here is the problem in the two weeks that he has been on the team he has cut himself no less than three times the first time he cut his finger tip off the second time he cut his finger open trying to reach into my knife roll ( any cook caught with dull knives should be shot) and the third he was cleaning chicken and he cut himself all three times suga momma had to bandage him up I tell you that boy is so accident prone it is unreal. So, bieng the wize ass that I am I decided to make a joke of this freak show (you know to honnor his achievement) I waited till we had a full staff and I began to tell J-dawg that I was so worried about him and I was loosing sleep and that I just did not know how I was gonna live with myself knowing that I had contributed to his delinqency and he looked at me puzzled and asked what I ment So I told him that I was partially responcable for that fact that now that he had only 7 fingers he would never learn how to count to ten like all the other kids. Every one bust out laughing it was great!!! So chilin's suga mamma's lessin of the day is ifin' you wants to be a cook or a chef you gots to learn how to usen a knife.